Greg Travis is a freelance programmer living in New York City. His interest in computers can probably be traced back to that episode of The Bionic Woman where Jamie runs around trying to escape a building whose lights and doors are controlled by an evil artificial intelligence that mocks her through loudspeakers. Greg is a devout believer in the idea that, when a computer program works, it's a complete coincidence. He can be reached at mito@panix.com.